Horace Vernet The Lion HuntSir Henry Raeburn The Reverend Robert Walker SkatingJean Auguste Dominique Ingres Princesse Albert de BrogliePeter Paul Rubens The Judgment of ParisPeter Paul Rubens Landscape with a Rainbow
, or dead. The only medicine they generally required was an antacid formula and a dark room until lunch.
‘Brought you something to read,’ said the voice, diffidently.
The Bursar managed to focus on the spine of Adventures with Crossbow and Rod.
‘Nasty streets. So far the disguise was working perfectly. People were even jostling them. No‑one ever knowingly jostled a wizard. It was a whole new experience.
There was a huge crowd of people outside the entrance to the Odium, and a queue that stretched down the street. The Dean ignored it, and led the party straight up to the doors, whereupon someone said ‘Oi!’
He looked up at a red‑faced troll in an ill‑fitting military‑looking outfit that included epaulettes the size of kettle‑drums and no trousers.knock you had there, Bursar. Been asleep all day.’The Bursar looked blearily at the pink and orange haze, which gradually refined itself into the Archchancellor’s pink and orange face.Let’s see, he thought, exactly how did IHe sat bolt upright and grabbed the Archchancellor’s robe and screamed into the big pink and orange face: ‘Something dreadful’s going to happen!’ The wizards strolled through the twilight
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Thomas Kinkade Conquering the Storms
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Dawna Time starts wavin’ at you from under your bed, jus’ you don’t come complainin’ to me.’
‘What are you going on about?’ said Victor.
‘Oh, nothin’. Nothin’.’
Dibbler looked up, caught sight of Victor’s craning face, and waved at it.
‘You, lad! Come here! Have I got a part for you!’
‘Have you?’ said Victor, pushing his way through the crowd.
‘That’s what I said!’
‘No, you asked if-’ Victor began, and gave up.
‘And where’s Miss Ginger, may I ask?’ said Dibbler. ‘Late again?’
‘ . . . prob’ly sleepin’ in . . . ‘ grumbled a sullen and totally ignored voice from down below in the sea of legs, ‘. . . prob’ly takes it out of you, messin’ with the occult . . . ‘
‘Soll, send someone to fetch her here-’ ‘. . . wot can you expect, huh, people who like cats’re capable of anythin’, you can’t trust ‘em. . . ’ ‘And find someone to transcribe the bed.’ ‘Yes, Uncle.’ ‘ . . . but do they listen! Not them. Bet if I had a glossy coat an’ ran aroun’ yappin’ they’d listen all right . . . ‘ Dibbler opened his mouth to speak, and then frowned and raised a hand. ‘Where’s that muttering coming from?’ he said. ‘ . . . prob’ly saved the whole world for ‘em, by rights I’d get a statchoo put up to me nose but no, oh no, not for you Mr Gaspode, on account of you not bein’ the right kinda person, so . . . ‘ The whine stopped. The crowd shuffled aside, revealing
‘Yes, Uncle.’ a small bowlegged grey dog, which looked up impassively at Dibbler.
‘Bark?’ it said, innocently.
Dawna Time starts wavin’ at you from under your bed, jus’ you don’t come complainin’ to me.’
‘What are you going on about?’ said Victor.
‘Oh, nothin’. Nothin’.’
Dibbler looked up, caught sight of Victor’s craning face, and waved at it.
‘You, lad! Come here! Have I got a part for you!’
‘Have you?’ said Victor, pushing his way through the crowd.
‘That’s what I said!’
‘No, you asked if-’ Victor began, and gave up.
‘And where’s Miss Ginger, may I ask?’ said Dibbler. ‘Late again?’
‘ . . . prob’ly sleepin’ in . . . ‘ grumbled a sullen and totally ignored voice from down below in the sea of legs, ‘. . . prob’ly takes it out of you, messin’ with the occult . . . ‘
‘Soll, send someone to fetch her here-’ ‘. . . wot can you expect, huh, people who like cats’re capable of anythin’, you can’t trust ‘em. . . ’ ‘And find someone to transcribe the bed.’ ‘Yes, Uncle.’ ‘ . . . but do they listen! Not them. Bet if I had a glossy coat an’ ran aroun’ yappin’ they’d listen all right . . . ‘ Dibbler opened his mouth to speak, and then frowned and raised a hand. ‘Where’s that muttering coming from?’ he said. ‘ . . . prob’ly saved the whole world for ‘em, by rights I’d get a statchoo put up to me nose but no, oh no, not for you Mr Gaspode, on account of you not bein’ the right kinda person, so . . . ‘ The whine stopped. The crowd shuffled aside, revealing
‘Yes, Uncle.’ a small bowlegged grey dog, which looked up impassively at Dibbler.
‘Bark?’ it said, innocently.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Edward Hopper Chair Car
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a cat person, myself,’ she said, vaguely.
A low-level voice said: ‘Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?’
‘What was that?’
Victor backed away, waving his hands frantically. ‘Don’t look at me!’ he said. ‘I didn’t say it!’
‘Oh? I suppose it was the dog, was it?’ she demanded.
‘Who, me?’ said Gaspode.
Ginger , eh?’
Victor gaped at him. ‘The what?’ he said.
‘The what?’ said Ginger.
‘Been looking all over for you two,’ said Dibbler. ‘Someone said he’d seen you come up here. Very romantic. Could do something with that. Look good on the posters. Rightfroze. Her eyes swivelled around and down, to where Gaspode was icily scratching an ear. ‘Woof?’ he said. ‘That dog spoke–’ Ginger began, pointing a shaking finger at him. ‘I know,’ said Victor. ‘That means he likes you.’ He looked past her. Another light was coming up the hill. ‘Did you bring someone with you?’ he said. ‘Me?’ Ginger turned round. Now the light was accompanied by the cracking of dry twigs, and Dibbler stepped out of the dusk with Detritus trailing behind like a particularly scary shadow. ‘Ah-ha!’ he said. ‘The lovebirds surprised
a cat person, myself,’ she said, vaguely.
A low-level voice said: ‘Yeah? Yeah? Wash in your own spit, do you?’
‘What was that?’
Victor backed away, waving his hands frantically. ‘Don’t look at me!’ he said. ‘I didn’t say it!’
‘Oh? I suppose it was the dog, was it?’ she demanded.
‘Who, me?’ said Gaspode.
Ginger , eh?’
Victor gaped at him. ‘The what?’ he said.
‘The what?’ said Ginger.
‘Been looking all over for you two,’ said Dibbler. ‘Someone said he’d seen you come up here. Very romantic. Could do something with that. Look good on the posters. Rightfroze. Her eyes swivelled around and down, to where Gaspode was icily scratching an ear. ‘Woof?’ he said. ‘That dog spoke–’ Ginger began, pointing a shaking finger at him. ‘I know,’ said Victor. ‘That means he likes you.’ He looked past her. Another light was coming up the hill. ‘Did you bring someone with you?’ he said. ‘Me?’ Ginger turned round. Now the light was accompanied by the cracking of dry twigs, and Dibbler stepped out of the dusk with Detritus trailing behind like a particularly scary shadow. ‘Ah-ha!’ he said. ‘The lovebirds surprised
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Thomas Kinkade Beyond Summer Gate
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Ridcully the Brown wasn’t the least interested in running anything except maybe a string of hounds. If you couldn’t shoot arrows at it, hunt it or hook it, he couldn’t see much point in it.
Beer at breakfast! The Bursar shuddered. Wizards weren’t at their best before noon, and breakfast in the Great Hall On the lines of:
‘I expect it must be a, mm, a change for you, mm, sleeping in a real bed, instead of under the, mm, stars?’ And: ‘These things, mm, here, are called knives and forks, mm.’ And: ‘This, mm, green stuff on the scrambled egg, mm, would it be parsley, do you think?’ was a quiet, fragile occasion, broken only by coughs, the quiet shuffling of the servants, and the occasional groan. People shouting for kidneys and black pudding and beer were a new phenomenon. The only person not terrified of the ghastly man was old Windle Poons, who was one hundred and thirty years old and deaf and, while an expert on ancient magical writings, needed adequate. notice and a good run-up to deal with the present day. He’d managed to absorb the fact that the new Archchancellor was going to be one of those hedgerow-and-dickie-bird chappies, it would take a week or two for him to grasp the change of events, and in the meantime he made polite and civilized conversation based on what little he could remember about Nature and things.
Ridcully the Brown wasn’t the least interested in running anything except maybe a string of hounds. If you couldn’t shoot arrows at it, hunt it or hook it, he couldn’t see much point in it.
Beer at breakfast! The Bursar shuddered. Wizards weren’t at their best before noon, and breakfast in the Great Hall On the lines of:
‘I expect it must be a, mm, a change for you, mm, sleeping in a real bed, instead of under the, mm, stars?’ And: ‘These things, mm, here, are called knives and forks, mm.’ And: ‘This, mm, green stuff on the scrambled egg, mm, would it be parsley, do you think?’ was a quiet, fragile occasion, broken only by coughs, the quiet shuffling of the servants, and the occasional groan. People shouting for kidneys and black pudding and beer were a new phenomenon. The only person not terrified of the ghastly man was old Windle Poons, who was one hundred and thirty years old and deaf and, while an expert on ancient magical writings, needed adequate. notice and a good run-up to deal with the present day. He’d managed to absorb the fact that the new Archchancellor was going to be one of those hedgerow-and-dickie-bird chappies, it would take a week or two for him to grasp the change of events, and in the meantime he made polite and civilized conversation based on what little he could remember about Nature and things.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Jean Fragonard The Bathers
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it thronged:
Teppic watched from the top of a wind-etched obelisk as the grey and brown, and here and there somewhat greenish, armies of the departed passed beneath him. The kings had been democratic. After the pyramids had been emptied gangs of them had turned their attention to the lesser tombs, and now the necropolis really did have its as he leapt from monument to monument, zig-zagging high above the shuffling army.
Behind him shoots appeared briefly in the ancient stone, cracking it a little, and then withered and died.
This, said his blood as it tingled around his body, is what you trained for. Even Mericet couldn't mark you down for this. Speeding in the shadows above a silent city, running like a cat, finding handholds that would have perplexed a gecko - and, at the destination, a victim.
True, it was a billion tons of pyramid, and hitherto the largest client of an intradesmen, its nobles and even its artisans. Not that there was, by and large, any way of telling the difference. They were, to a corpse, heading for the Great Pyramid. It loomed like a carbuncle over the lesser, older buildings. And they all seemed very angry about something. Teppic dropped lightly on to the wide flat roof of a mastaba, jogged to its far end, cleared the gap on to an ornamental sphinx - not without a moment's worry, but this one seemed inert enough - and from there it was but the throw of a grapnel to one of the lower storeys of a step pyramid. The long light of the contentious sun lanced across the spent landscape
it thronged:
Teppic watched from the top of a wind-etched obelisk as the grey and brown, and here and there somewhat greenish, armies of the departed passed beneath him. The kings had been democratic. After the pyramids had been emptied gangs of them had turned their attention to the lesser tombs, and now the necropolis really did have its as he leapt from monument to monument, zig-zagging high above the shuffling army.
Behind him shoots appeared briefly in the ancient stone, cracking it a little, and then withered and died.
This, said his blood as it tingled around his body, is what you trained for. Even Mericet couldn't mark you down for this. Speeding in the shadows above a silent city, running like a cat, finding handholds that would have perplexed a gecko - and, at the destination, a victim.
True, it was a billion tons of pyramid, and hitherto the largest client of an intradesmen, its nobles and even its artisans. Not that there was, by and large, any way of telling the difference. They were, to a corpse, heading for the Great Pyramid. It loomed like a carbuncle over the lesser, older buildings. And they all seemed very angry about something. Teppic dropped lightly on to the wide flat roof of a mastaba, jogged to its far end, cleared the gap on to an ornamental sphinx - not without a moment's worry, but this one seemed inert enough - and from there it was but the throw of a grapnel to one of the lower storeys of a step pyramid. The long light of the contentious sun lanced across the spent landscape
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thomas Kinkade Boston
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straightforward and practical, and only disapproved of by barbershop quartets.**) (** Because you feel an idiot singing 'In hours of daylight left.'
Teppic nodded.
'Thank you,' said the architect. 'May your loins be truly fruitful. Saving your presence, Lord Dios.'
They heard him running down the steps outside.the Good Old Inundation', that's why.) 'What?' 'You are talking to the 1,398th monarch,' said Dios icily. Ptaclusp swallowed. 'I'm sorry,' he whispered, 'I mean, what?, O great king. I mean, block haulage alone will take. Uh.' The architect's lips trembled as he tried out various comments and, in his imagination, ran them full tilt into Dios's stare. 'Tsort wasn't built in a day,' he mumbled. 'We do not believe we laid the specifications for that job,' said Dios. He gave Ptaclusp a smile. In some ways it was worse than everything else. 'We will, of course,' he said, 'pay extra.' 'But you never pa-' Ptaclusp began, and then sagged. 'The penalties for not completing on time will, of course, be terrible,' said Dios. 'The usual clause.' Ptaclusp hadn't the nerve left to argue. 'Of course,' he said, utterly defeated. 'It is an honour. Will your eminences excuse me? There are still some
straightforward and practical, and only disapproved of by barbershop quartets.**) (** Because you feel an idiot singing 'In hours of daylight left.'
Teppic nodded.
'Thank you,' said the architect. 'May your loins be truly fruitful. Saving your presence, Lord Dios.'
They heard him running down the steps outside.the Good Old Inundation', that's why.) 'What?' 'You are talking to the 1,398th monarch,' said Dios icily. Ptaclusp swallowed. 'I'm sorry,' he whispered, 'I mean, what?, O great king. I mean, block haulage alone will take. Uh.' The architect's lips trembled as he tried out various comments and, in his imagination, ran them full tilt into Dios's stare. 'Tsort wasn't built in a day,' he mumbled. 'We do not believe we laid the specifications for that job,' said Dios. He gave Ptaclusp a smile. In some ways it was worse than everything else. 'We will, of course,' he said, 'pay extra.' 'But you never pa-' Ptaclusp began, and then sagged. 'The penalties for not completing on time will, of course, be terrible,' said Dios. 'The usual clause.' Ptaclusp hadn't the nerve left to argue. 'Of course,' he said, utterly defeated. 'It is an honour. Will your eminences excuse me? There are still some
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Horace Vernet The Lion Hunt
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one becomes like she is without building walls inside their head,' she said. Tve just knocked them down. Every scream. Every plea. Every pang of guilt. Every twinge of conscience. All at once. There's a little trick to it.'
She gave Magrat a condescending smile. 'I'll show you one day, if you like.'
Magrat thought about it. 'It's horrible,' she said.
'Nonsense,' Granny smiled terribly. 'Everyone wants to know their true self. Now, she does.'
'Sometimes you have to be kind to be cruel,' said Nanny Ogg approvingly.
'I think A noise like a gas leak escaped from the duchess's lips. Her head jerked back suddenly. She opened her eyes, blinked, and focused on Granny. Sheer hatred suffused her features.
'Guards!' she said. 'I told you to take them!'
Granny's jaw sagged. 'What?' she said. 'But – but I showed you your it's probably the worst thing that could happen to anyone,' said Magrat, as the duchess swayed backwards and forwards.'For goodness' sake use your imagination, girl,' said Granny. 'There are far worse things. Needles under the fingernails, for one. Stuff with pliers.''Red-hot knives up the jacksie,' said Nanny Ogg. 'Handle first, too, so you cut your fingers trying to pull them out—''This is simply the worst that I can do,' said Granny Weatherwax primly. 'It's all right and proper, too. A witch should act like that, you know. There's no need for any dramatic stuff. Most magic goes on in the head. It's headology. Now, if you'd—'
one becomes like she is without building walls inside their head,' she said. Tve just knocked them down. Every scream. Every plea. Every pang of guilt. Every twinge of conscience. All at once. There's a little trick to it.'
She gave Magrat a condescending smile. 'I'll show you one day, if you like.'
Magrat thought about it. 'It's horrible,' she said.
'Nonsense,' Granny smiled terribly. 'Everyone wants to know their true self. Now, she does.'
'Sometimes you have to be kind to be cruel,' said Nanny Ogg approvingly.
'I think A noise like a gas leak escaped from the duchess's lips. Her head jerked back suddenly. She opened her eyes, blinked, and focused on Granny. Sheer hatred suffused her features.
'Guards!' she said. 'I told you to take them!'
Granny's jaw sagged. 'What?' she said. 'But – but I showed you your it's probably the worst thing that could happen to anyone,' said Magrat, as the duchess swayed backwards and forwards.'For goodness' sake use your imagination, girl,' said Granny. 'There are far worse things. Needles under the fingernails, for one. Stuff with pliers.''Red-hot knives up the jacksie,' said Nanny Ogg. 'Handle first, too, so you cut your fingers trying to pull them out—''This is simply the worst that I can do,' said Granny Weatherwax primly. 'It's all right and proper, too. A witch should act like that, you know. There's no need for any dramatic stuff. Most magic goes on in the head. It's headology. Now, if you'd—'
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